Television X - A Fucking Idiot Abroad

Fucking Idiot Abroad, A Episode 1 The boys back in the office instruct him to wait in the forest to receive his instructions. However they have arranged for the local mafia to pretend to him. The terrified Kai is taken to a warehouse where he is made to give a video message to arrange his ransom. During the recording of the message he is passed the phone and the boys inform him that it was a joke. To lighten the blow they then tell him the mafia guys have given him a bird to fuck up the ass. Episode 2 While out walking in the city Kai gets a text from the boys back in the office who direct him to a night club to learn how to pole dance. Luckily his trainers are two slim sexy Russian girls. Episode 3 Kai is hating Russia and the freezing weather; on the edge of giving up he is told that his next task is to do some muff diving in a swimming pool. Episode 4 Kai’s next task is to pick up a girl on the street but he does not speak a word of Russian. He finally manages to communicate that he wants to fuck two girls he stopped in the street* and takes them back to a steam room. Episode 5 Kai is being sent to meet someone he cant even pronounce – A dominatrix. Clearly nothing like this goes on in Romford.