6969 Entertainment - Spunk’d: The Movie

An Unauthorized ParodyOne of the best porn parodies in recent memory, Nick Manning heads up this all-star porn cast parodying someof the biggest stars in Hollywood.Nick Manning plays Gashton Cootcher who “spunks” his celebrity friends by setting them up in outrageoussexual situations and then reveals the prank each time by “dropping loads” himself on the celebrity’sface.Penny Flame convincingly plays “Lindsey Blowhan” getting a strip search and then a “full cavity search”from Wilmer Balled-Yer-Mama while a security guard provides some comedic commentary. One of the funnier partsof this scene comes from the dog.Next, Lexi Belle and Aurora Snow play “Cornhole Richie” and “Hairless Hilton” two rich primadonnas who getstuck staying with a horny, hillbilly family for their reality show.They proceed to get “home schooled” sexeducation classes from the back woods family.Kaiya Lynn, Katie Morgan and Steven St. Croix parody Grey’s Anatomy. A “guest director” makes some scriptchanges that have “Kathryn Hymen” and “Sandra Ho” having to take a hands-on,lips-on, and pussy-on approach toa patient who took too much viagara.Hillary Scott plays Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, spoiled teen twins who are accosted out in thewoods while drinking with their boyfriends. Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone play the cult members who “purify theirsouls” by deflowering the spoiled sisters on the hallowed family ground.Next, Gashton Cootcher has the tables turned on him by Eva Angelina, Mikayla and Vanessa Lane who use himand abuse him while threatening to do him in for good. The joke’s on Gashton though, when Dumi More, playedby Dru Berrymore, comes in and “spunks” Gashton by squirting all over his face.After learning his lesson, Gashton decides he can only “spunk” those people who truly deserve it, so hesets out to spunk none other than Bush, Dick and Cumdoleeza. Hershel Savage, as usual, does a Bush good.Seriously sexy and hillariously funny, Spunk’d was one of the top selling DVDs of 2007. A must see!