Television X - Diamond Geezers

Diamond Geezers Lock stock and smoking cocks! If Guy Ritchie made a porn film then it would probably be one like Diamond Geezers; a fully loaded action-packed hardcore lads classic that will blow you away! Told in flashback, Reservoir Dog style, the action kicks off with a dodgy character named Carter (Mark Sloan) tied to a chair and trying to work out how he got there! We quickly discover that Carter earlier hooked up with slutty black lap dancer Jasmine to steal a priceless diamond. The theft happens after enjoying some deliciously depraved sex in tough blonde MILF Tanya Tate’s sleazy nightclub! Tanya’s got the jewel stashed in the club safe and as Carter plots the robbery, dirty talking blonde club slut Syren Sexton drains a gangster Geezer’s weapon in a spunky fuck session that almost brings the house down. The club is also being used to shoot a fuck flick called Cocktopussy. Porn stars Michelle Moist and Clark Kent serve up an epic shagging session, unaware that some violent criminals are converging for a Tarantino style shootout. As Clark shoots his wad, gunfire echoes through the building… the diamond snatch goes down and things are about to go seriously wrong. Of course Tanya wants her diamond back and she reckons Carter knows where it is. The babe knows how to get what she wants out of a man. She uses and abuses him, shagging him in the club toilets until he spills more than just the info! So who’s go the diamond? You’ll have to watch the movie to find out! Danny O. screws the arse off sultry barmaid Hannah Shaw while the bodies pile up around them. It looks like out Diamond Geezer may need to shoot his way out!